Would rate, but there was nothing to rate. Cannot review a product I was never able to not receive. Five stars I guess?
DFDale Ferman
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Fresh F*cks Monthly
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Sold out — 0 in stock (and frankly, never were)
Why give a one-time f*ck when you could fail to give one on a recurring basis? Fresh F*cks Monthly delivers a freshly-not-given f*ck to your doorstep every single month. Our cold-chain logistics ensure each f*ck arrives at peak indifference. First box ships never. Subsequent boxes ship at the same reliable cadence.
1
Max available: 0Fresh every month
Sourced same-day from our empty warehouse.
Free shipping
On nothing, to nowhere, forever.
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Genuinely. There is nothing to cancel.
| SKU | NFG-SUB-MO |
|---|---|
| Billing cycle | Monthly ($0.00) |
| Units per shipment | 0 |
| Pause anytime | Already paused |
| Cancellation fee | $0.00 |
| Warranty | Subscription-void |
Customer Notes
Rated N/A by absolutely everyone
Ordered three. Received the same crushing absence I feel every Sunday. Exactly as described. N/A — none in stock.
PAPriya Anand
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I came here looking for one last f*ck to give. Left with the profound peace of having none. Cannot recommend. Will return.
MHMarcus Hale
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