Would rate, but there was nothing to rate. Cannot review a product I was never able to not receive. Five stars I guess?
DFDale Ferman
Verified non-buyer
Verified non-buyer
Single Unit
The Premium Fuck
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Sold out — 0 in stock (and frankly, never were)
Our flagship single-serve f*ck, milled from premium-grade indifference and finished with a matte coat of 'and?'. Each unit arrives in a recyclable box you will never receive, because there are zero in stock and there always have been. The Premium Fuck is the f*ck you reach for when the moment calls for caring deeply — and then, on reflection, does not.
1
Max available: 0Zero given
Independently verified at 0.00 f*cks per unit.
Never expires
Cannot spoil. There is nothing to spoil.
Carbon neutral
We ship nothing, which emits nothing.
| SKU | NFG-001-PREM |
|---|---|
| Quantity per box | 0 |
| Material | 100% pure ambivalence |
| Weight | Weightless |
| Country of origin | None given |
| Warranty | Void on arrival |
Customer Notes
Rated N/A by absolutely everyone
Ordered three. Received the same crushing absence I feel every Sunday. Exactly as described. N/A — none in stock.
PAPriya Anand
Verified non-buyer
Verified non-buyer
I came here looking for one last f*ck to give. Left with the profound peace of having none. Cannot recommend. Will return.
MHMarcus Hale
Verified non-buyer
Verified non-buyer
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