Would rate, but there was nothing to rate. Cannot review a product I was never able to not receive. Five stars I guess?
DFDale Ferman
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Limited Edition
Your Last Fuck
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Sold out — 0 in stock (and frankly, never were)
You had one left. You were sure of it. The Last Fuck is the collector's-grade, single-edition f*ck you swore you'd hold onto for something that really mattered. Tragically, like all our inventory, it is sold out, back-ordered into the heat death of the universe, and rated N/A. Some say it was never real. We are legally unable to confirm or deny.
1
Max available: 0Truly limited
There is exactly one, and it is gone.
Certificate included
Authenticity guaranteed by absolutely no one.
Collector grade
Mint condition, never given.
| SKU | NFG-LAST-001 |
|---|---|
| Edition size | 1 of 0 |
| Material | Sentimental vapor |
| Provenance | Unverifiable |
| Resale value | $0.00 (firm) |
| Warranty | Emotionally void |
Customer Notes
Rated N/A by absolutely everyone
Ordered three. Received the same crushing absence I feel every Sunday. Exactly as described. N/A — none in stock.
PAPriya Anand
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I came here looking for one last f*ck to give. Left with the profound peace of having none. Cannot recommend. Will return.
MHMarcus Hale
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