Would rate, but there was nothing to rate. Cannot review a product I was never able to not receive. Five stars I guess?
DFDale Ferman
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Gift Card
Gift of No F*cks
$0.00$0.00Save $0.00
Sold out — 0 in stock (and frankly, never were)
Indecisive about which f*ck not to give? Give the gift of choice. The Gift of No F*cks loads $0.00 of pure non-committal energy onto a sleek, matte card that the recipient can redeem against our entire catalogue of unavailable products. Comes gift-wrapped in a bow of plausible deniability. Never expires, because zero can't.
1
Max available: 0Any amount
So long as the amount is $0.00.
Never expires
Eternally worth exactly what you paid.
Instant delivery
Arrives the moment after never.
| SKU | NFG-GIFT-000 |
|---|---|
| Loaded value | $0.00 |
| Redeemable on | All 0 items in stock |
| Expiry | Never |
| Delivery | Digital (not sent) |
| Warranty | Gift-void |
Customer Notes
Rated N/A by absolutely everyone
Ordered three. Received the same crushing absence I feel every Sunday. Exactly as described. N/A — none in stock.
PAPriya Anand
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Verified non-buyer
I came here looking for one last f*ck to give. Left with the profound peace of having none. Cannot recommend. Will return.
MHMarcus Hale
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